Haan...तो भाई being in IT industry for last 3-4 years....its kind of getting too much techie now..... on that its recession time...work..work and work..perform! Its not killing me..(as in case of Tennis guru federer's words) but makes me think about all aspects of recession ...
recently i visited a doc to diagnose my stomach upset. Well after a 15 mins of discussion with me about my illness guess what he asks me....? "Dude..are you worried about this recession phase...?" and i didnt know how to react to it... suddenly mind was giving me order... "Go, go outside and watch his degrees again... and check whether have you come to your graduation psychology professor or a gyani baba or a real MD Doctor... !"
And he concluded that, this is nothing related to illness but can be related to recession..!!! i wonder how, and then he started to explain.."Lot of ppl are coming to me with the problem of acidity or digestion..but actually they are worried about the JOB scenario and due to the mental imbalance all this happening..."
And i was thinking ..."that's why this doc has kept beautiful female Assistant outside..so fools like me can easily open their wallet by looking at her face, and straight away put a note of 500 in front of her without thinking of future consequences of meeting the real doctor inside"
He might be true in his judgment in one or two cases... for me it was nothing but a GYAN
The normal Human being affected by recession will have questions like how will our family survive..if i loose my job..?? Will i get a new job..? not going in more deep... but if i start to think, as always my mind goes same as where Ishaan Awasthi's went while solving the maths question... ...how it will be the situation..when recession affects GOD and his people of heaven and hell...? First of all how it started to affect human being is as same as watching a horror film of ramasay brothers and laughing at it same time...
So nobody knows when it all started to give us a blow.. oops am i trying to write some other word here ? neglecting the point that how it affected us.... we can also assume it can also affect Almighty and his heavenly darbar....
That can happen by letting in too many humans in heaven...instead of sending them to Helll..? Ya that can be true..right...because some people are very good conveyor..after all why the IIMs are made for..to create some blabbering MANAGERS... when they goes up.. i think they can even convince GOD to get a position in Heaven... :)
Other reason could be...outsourcing....!!! Yeah...God can outsource the work to people from Hell.... like outsourcing can be done for Yamrajs post... in todays times only Yamraj..for such a big population...impossible...! After all he is not working for peanuts... so Yamraj will now be assisted by hundreds of junior Yamrajs from Hell... hmmm... that might be risky... but this is outsourcing boss...
So like Obama..god comes to know that this is seriously going to affect our reputation and our people ...whats steps he can take..???
First measure would be put a break on current tasks..now that gives me impression that all the people who are counting their last breath.will need to count some more...!!! imagine all the Yamaraj's are working hard to achieve the project deadline....they are vivaciously looking for "Pran" of humans....and they get a mail on their blackberry...... " Guys... stop working... project has been scrapped.... to decrease the headcount of Heaven and hell"
Second option will be..if somebody is bound to die... (after all why the terrorists are recruited for..to kill people right) so somebody might come at Heaven without a prior notice..
Second order " Scrutiny should be tougher" haha it will be like going for US VISA Counseling... with proper formals and tie..with all the degrees and documents... and you are rejected... And you ask the counselor "Why me..?" he says calmly " Potential Immigrant" nobody can argue that... :)
Third option will be " no more entertainment for people in heaven in the form of parties , DJs (in our language no drinks)" that can add up to cost cutting... "
Another rule that might get imposed would be like no more US trips in the name of Meetings/Project requirements..in GODs case it will be like no more trips to earth..to listen to your followers....or may be less trips..so in case if you are having prayer everyday to GOD will not be helpful... you need to pray every hour now..to get attention by GOD....
OMG.... what am i saying... in that case i will be the first victim...! But why do GOD need a Aerolpane or Business class travel..to attend to his followers right..? Like we watch in movies..He just comes and goes... for him it is as simple as for a developer to write a scrappy code...?
Lets hope that he remains in our lives and dreams as much as we blink our eyes... and never gets affected by Recesssion ..!
Hi...again...
This time coming with the hottest topic..you guessed RIGHT..Cheer leaders!!!
I was unable to find something interesting to right, and then i had a chance to watch my first Cricket Match live... in stadium. Now you will say that thats not a Big Deal...right..
Let me put it this way..I was unable to find something interesting to right, and then i had a chance to watch cheerleaders exactly in front of me live... in stadium.
Obviously they were not dancing for me...but the reason to write on them is like appreciation their work.
My friends also went to some different IPL matches, and they literally struggled to get the glimpse closely of those cheerleaders, they were taking snaps by zooming in all angles of camera..but no luck! And in my case, it was hard to believe the tickets we got were almost like they were entertaining for us..tht was a surprise to me..
Now you will say, that look at this guy, he might have never seen a girl in his whole life..Initially i i also felt like now who will see the match, i am here to just watch them..but later i found the inspiration for writing this blog on them.
I am totally fida, not on their looks, but on their dedication, motivation towards there work.
Seriously, when i used to watch them on TV, i felt like who will do this JOB... and that to in INDIA. Where we have ppl coming from all society to watch the matches, and kind of humiliation cheerleaders going to face is only GOD knows... :)
First of all let me tell you, that four of them were ther, all blonde..which justifies that they were not indian..! And the dancing skills was like amazing..above on that there energy levels!
Watching them on TV , was like i felt pity for them, but it turned pity on me, when i saw their zest. dancing for 2 mins, then sit for a over and again start , in between four or Six, then stand again that too without any hassles or complaints..thats called dedication.
Not only they were in sync with each other, but every time they came on stage, they made their presence felt to the crowd..by raising their hands up in the air..and asking for attention..
Now thats called marketing..See, they never had feeling of anger when someone throws flying kisses at them, they never showed feeling of pain or frustration when they were tired.
Things to learn is whtever you do, you should love your Job, whatever it may be!
Lots of questions went through my mind like why someone should come to india, to show their skills, since nobody is going to recognize..! and how much they would be earning per match for this exhausting task..! arent they feeling lonely out of the country, arent they feeling ashamed when someone behaving badly with them!
One of those girl , was so friendly with the people that she made some casual talk with one of the spectator throughput the match, and always had a big smile. Even in between the overs, they made sure that what to do in next session, by following the steps, taught by their choreographer.The kind of attitude they shown, deserved applaud, and which i gave on their every presence.
Hi...me writing something first time...
I felt that its not my territory...honestly i dont read books...my vocab is ok..ok..but sometimes someone from inside invokes me..
So here is my first try..and its on my lifetime desire..that to understand a Animal..it can be any animal..
But that curiosity will be always there with me... :)
Now coming to the article... the most common animal we ever see in our busy life..is the Doggyyyyyyy..
Some might have their own..some might have in their compound..some might have in their neighbors!I have one with my watchman...isnt that strange...my watchman can keep a dog but not me..actually its a roadside dog, which comes in mu building for shelter..and protects our building.. how loyal they are!
I might be out if this world or may be having that much free time..to think of these animals..for other these might be not more than little useless craps on the earth...but for me these animals are symbol of love, symbol of honesty, symbol of being i am what i am!
Sometimes i feel that there is no one so true or so realistic than these animals..to satisfy this statement i can say tht even Aamir khan with method acting cant create the character of them.
Even that Vodafone ad, where the Girl is sticking stamps on the letters with the help of that cute Dog...
I am sure the retakes to put the stamps, was might have taken by the girl..but not by the Dog..! Watching those moments , dog licking the stamps...without any reward or redemption for that..it like connecting with god...! Since we cant feel these moments from a human being in todays world...!
Have you tried by any chance...to catch a Rabit and hold him in your hand...thats feels like meeting a innocent littile child..who has forgot his home or missing his mother badly.
The every single heartbeat of the rabit..will make you think..that were these are the same fillings when my teacher scolded me in 2nd standard.. school days!
About my watchmans dog...he watches me everyday..when i park my bike...and looks @ me with the guilt feeling that...soory i was sitting @ your parking place..with his eyes he will say..please forgive me....but he will not bark @ me even if i come in midnight...he just has that in mind that this guy stays in this building..and he will not harm me..
I dont have my own dog..but that is the wish from my childhood..to have a dog ..and treat him like he is on top of this world..just because of his those real qualities..which could not be described even in best of vocabularies.
