Haan...तो भाई being in IT industry for last 3-4 years....its kind of getting too much techie now..... on that its recession time...work..work and work..perform! Its not killing me..(as in case of Tennis guru federer's words) but makes me think about all aspects of recession ...
recently i visited a doc to diagnose my stomach upset. Well after a 15 mins of discussion with me about my illness guess what he asks me....? "Dude..are you worried about this recession phase...?" and i didnt know how to react to it... suddenly mind was giving me order... "Go, go outside and watch his degrees again... and check whether have you come to your graduation psychology professor or a gyani baba or a real MD Doctor... !"
And he concluded that, this is nothing related to illness but can be related to recession..!!! i wonder how, and then he started to explain.."Lot of ppl are coming to me with the problem of acidity or digestion..but actually they are worried about the JOB scenario and due to the mental imbalance all this happening..."
And i was thinking ..."that's why this doc has kept beautiful female Assistant outside..so fools like me can easily open their wallet by looking at her face, and straight away put a note of 500 in front of her without thinking of future consequences of meeting the real doctor inside"
He might be true in his judgment in one or two cases... for me it was nothing but a GYAN
The normal Human being affected by recession will have questions like how will our family survive..if i loose my job..?? Will i get a new job..? not going in more deep... but if i start to think, as always my mind goes same as where Ishaan Awasthi's went while solving the maths question... ...how it will be the situation..when recession affects GOD and his people of heaven and hell...? First of all how it started to affect human being is as same as watching a horror film of ramasay brothers and laughing at it same time...
So nobody knows when it all started to give us a blow.. oops am i trying to write some other word here ? neglecting the point that how it affected us.... we can also assume it can also affect Almighty and his heavenly darbar....
That can happen by letting in too many humans in heaven...instead of sending them to Helll..? Ya that can be true..right...because some people are very good conveyor..after all why the IIMs are made for..to create some blabbering MANAGERS... when they goes up.. i think they can even convince GOD to get a position in Heaven... :)
Other reason could be...outsourcing....!!! Yeah...God can outsource the work to people from Hell.... like outsourcing can be done for Yamrajs post... in todays times only Yamraj..for such a big population...impossible...! After all he is not working for peanuts... so Yamraj will now be assisted by hundreds of junior Yamrajs from Hell... hmmm... that might be risky... but this is outsourcing boss...
So like Obama..god comes to know that this is seriously going to affect our reputation and our people ...whats steps he can take..???
First measure would be put a break on current tasks..now that gives me impression that all the people who are counting their last breath.will need to count some more...!!! imagine all the Yamaraj's are working hard to achieve the project deadline....they are vivaciously looking for "Pran" of humans....and they get a mail on their blackberry...... " Guys... stop working... project has been scrapped.... to decrease the headcount of Heaven and hell"
Second option will be..if somebody is bound to die... (after all why the terrorists are recruited for..to kill people right) so somebody might come at Heaven without a prior notice..
Second order " Scrutiny should be tougher" haha it will be like going for US VISA Counseling... with proper formals and tie..with all the degrees and documents... and you are rejected... And you ask the counselor "Why me..?" he says calmly " Potential Immigrant" nobody can argue that... :)
Third option will be " no more entertainment for people in heaven in the form of parties , DJs (in our language no drinks)" that can add up to cost cutting... "
Another rule that might get imposed would be like no more US trips in the name of Meetings/Project requirements..in GODs case it will be like no more trips to earth..to listen to your followers....or may be less trips..so in case if you are having prayer everyday to GOD will not be helpful... you need to pray every hour now..to get attention by GOD....
OMG.... what am i saying... in that case i will be the first victim...! But why do GOD need a Aerolpane or Business class travel..to attend to his followers right..? Like we watch in movies..He just comes and goes... for him it is as simple as for a developer to write a scrappy code...?
Lets hope that he remains in our lives and dreams as much as we blink our eyes... and never gets affected by Recesssion ..!
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