Dublu Tee Aff....?

This time.... i do not have much to write.. but these one liners... which will be more engaging than writing some big 2-3 pages... :)
I was thinking the importance of the word Dublu Tee Aff....... and the voracious use of it by our generation..

So to strengthen the belief in this word..which has become meaningful than congress-BJPs manifesto and more complex than relation between Karan Johar and Shahrukh khan... i mean its a multipurpose..see you can express anger...! you can express foolishness...! you can express amazement ! And even you can express desire..!

hope these little events brings a smile on your face... :)


Indian News channels showing Breaking News - Terrorist are from pakistan - Dublu Tee Aff....?

While Parking your car in front of hotel..lady in other car gives you the keys of her car to Park...- - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Watching a Cricket match on TV..your neighbor comes and asks "क्या मैच देख रहे हो ...?" - Dublu Tee Aff....?
Winning a Gift Voucher on some purchase gives you Tickets of Fardeen khan movie - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Booking your Movie ticket online... Transaction on credit is done..and web page does not confirm tickets - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Giving your New T-shirt for ironing to istrivala bhaiyya ..only to find that he has spoiled the Print of it - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Ordering a Tea in hotel...and Waiter comes with Bill... - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Going for a Alumni meet after 25 years of graduation...finding your HOD still teaching the current batch ...- Dublu Tee Aff....?

Went for friends birthday party... and found that your girlfriend can drink 2 pegs more than you and still dance....- Dublu Tee Aff....?

Giving a presentation in office with Projector ON.. and somebody pops up on office messenger "Your boss is Hari Sadu" - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Honeymoon package on a Hotel website shows Price Rates for "Room for three" - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Catching a Mumbai Train in Hurry and Ticket checker charging u fine for boarding in ladies compartment - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Going for a Blind Date and finding a boy as your Date ... - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Your friend Books the tickets for Theater play in the Top last row of balcony, to get a better visualization like a movie - - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Going out for a dinner alone on a lonely night... finding couples all round the Hotel having candle light dinner - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Sachin is on the verge of yet another century on TV, and your wife switches the channel to watch "Kahani ghar ghar ki..." - Dublu Tee Aff....?

Person standing for MPs Ticket from some XYZ party, filling the candidature form and forgot to sign the same while submitting it - Dublu Tee Aff....? He gets disqualifed from standing in elections - ------- Now thats not Dublu Tee Aff....? He is crying in front of Media after realising his mistake -Dublu Tee Aff....? His childrens (age 7-8) are also crying, saying "Daddy did not get the ticket..... WTF....????